config_edit_global_taglines
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The global and per-user Tagline databases can each hold up to 5,000 taglines each of up to 75 characters in length. | The global and per-user Tagline databases can each hold up to 5,000 taglines each of up to 75 characters in length. | ||
+ | Below is a screenshot of the Mystic editor in action. | ||
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+ | "I am" is the shortest sentence in English. Is 'I do' the longest? | ||
+ | "No comment" | ||
+ | (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer. | ||
+ | 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm... | ||
+ | 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981. | ||
+ | A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT. | ||
+ | A Meteor is an example of a rock star. | ||
+ | A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything" | ||
+ | A PC a day keeps the Apple away! | ||
+ | A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. Asks: 'Can I join you?' | ||
+ | A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan | ||
+ | A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation. | ||
+ | A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere | ||
+ | A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf! | ||
+ | A book misplaced is a book lost | ||
+ | A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff | ||
+ | A penny saved is not very much | ||
+ | A program is used to turn data into error messages. | ||
+ | A social life? Where can I download that!? | ||
+ | A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn | ||
+ | APPLE: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive. | ||
+ | ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. | ||
+ | Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about | ||
+ | As I said before, I never repeat myself | ||
+ | As a matter of fact, it IS a banana in my pocket! | ||
+ | BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal port not responding. | ||
+ | Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! | ||
+ | Classic: A book which people praise but don't read. - Mark Twain | ||
+ | Computers all wait at the same speed! | ||
+ | Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. | ||
+ | Condense soup, not books! | ||
+ | Confucius say: "Its stuffy inside fortune cookie" | ||
+ | Confucius say: "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted" | ||
+ | Consultant: A person who makes good on a salesman' | ||
+ | DOS=HIGH? | ||
+ | Do device drivers need a chauffeur' | ||
+ | Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? | ||
+ | Documentation: | ||
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config_edit_global_taglines.txt · Last modified: 2023/01/07 00:26 by avon