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 The global and per-user Tagline databases can each hold up to 5,000 taglines each of up to 75 characters in length.  If a user drops connection while selecting a Tagline Mystic will still save their message without a Tagline.
+Below is a screenshot of the Mystic editor in action.
+                            File: c:\mystic\data\taglines.dat
+    "I am" is the shortest sentence in English. Is 'I do' the longest?
+    "No comment" is a comment.
+    (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
+hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm...
+K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
+    A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT.
+    A Meteor is an example of a rock star.
+    A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything"
+    A PC a day keeps the Apple away!
+    A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. Asks: 'Can I join you?'
+    A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan
+    A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
+    A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere
+    A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
+    A book misplaced is a book lost
+    A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff
+    A penny saved is not very much
+    A program is used to turn data into error messages.
+    A social life? Where can I download that!?
+    A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
+    APPLE: It may be slow, but at least it's expensive.
+    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
+    Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about
+    As I said before, I never repeat myself
+    As a matter of fact, it IS a banana in my pocket!
+    BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal port not responding.
+    Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
+    Classic: A book which people praise but don't read. - Mark Twain
+    Computers all wait at the same speed!
+    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
+    Condense soup, not books!
+    Confucius say: "Its stuffy inside fortune cookie"
+    Confucius say: "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted"
+    Consultant: A person who makes good on a salesman's promises!
+    DOS=HIGH?  I knew it was on something...
+    Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?
+    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
+    Documentation: The worst part of programming.
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